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I have some questions about confidence. What’s a good routine to go through in order to prepare for a night at the bar, club, or a party? What’s a good set of tips on how to muster up courage in preparation for a beating (dealt or received)? Also when, if at any point, does jumping occur in these scenarios? Thank you for your time.Confidence is something you should be born with. If you don’t have it now, the hell with you, you’re kinda screwed. But for those who are trying to develop confidence, I will suggest these things: Before you go into a club or party, make sure you’re groomed well; clean the hairs in your nose; shave, shower, and get your haircut. Good breath helps. If you’re overweight, make sure the money in your pocket outweighs your stomach. If your body isn’t tight, make sure your wallet is. If you’re short, make sure you’re tall sitting down.Out of all of those things, I may have none (except, really, I have them all, but let's pretend). But the one thing I do have is that my game is tight. And I mean my verbal game. You got to have a verbal game to succeed, because a verbal game will get you mostly anything that a woman has to offer. A woman’s game has to be tight too. Not as tight as her bra or her skirt, but almost as tight. There’s not too much more I can say about confidence. If you don’t have these things, nothing else is going to work for you.
Now you’ve kind of thrown me off with your second question. I don’t know if you had been drinking before you decided to send this question, but I have never heard of any of my friends "mustering up" a beatdown or doing the same to beat someone down. Either you're a weirdo and want to get beatdown, or you’re man enough to give a beatdown—it isn't that complicated. Save these kinds of questions for your grandma and maybe she can help you out.
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