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DEAR VICE - SPLASH MAT

Dear Vice,
If you can laugh at perfumed toilet paper, what about this green apple scented disposable toilet floor mat? It's an open admission to the world that you're a sloppy bastard who pees on the floor every time you take a piss. I'm all for useless inventions, but how embarrassing is this? Seriously, it's the human equivalent of a cat litter box. And green apple scented? Fucking barf. This is so humiliating that I'd rather someone found Valtrex in my bathroom.
JULIA