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NEW YORK - TELL THEM! TELL THEM! (ANONYMOUSLY & IN FOUR EASY STEPS)

Been feeling overly itchy down there lately? Some oozing discharge seeping slowly down your inner thigh when all should be drier than the Sahara? Well, first of all grow a pair and go get tested. If you pass with flying colours: congratulations! You just have personal hygiene issues. Go have a shower smelly guy. If you failed then you need to grow a pair all over again and go tell every single last person you've fucked since the last time you said hello to Captain Swab. Or do you? If you are a cowardly, good for nothing douche bag (aka near enough all the people currently reading this who have dicks) then the kindly cowardice-enablers at inSpot.org can provide you with an easily customisable e-card featuring a full range of STD's and cc'ing capacity of up to six ex's in a shot. Talk about killing birds with stones! And the best bit? You don't even have to tell 'em it was you! Guilt free bad-news bearing a go go!