Hold on to your virginity, nerds, because all next week The Astor Theatre in St. Kilda is showing the remastered and refurbished 35mm print of the classic dystopian police thriller Robocop. From January 18th until the 25th, they will be screening this son-of-a-bitch of a film everyday; Monday-Friday at 8pm and at 2pm,5pm & 8pm on Saturdays and Sundays. So, instead of greasing yourself up with K-Y and filling a picnic basket with tasty vegan treats to head down to moonlight cinema with your dreaded, white boyfriend, go watch a real movie and say fuck-off to a screening of Amelie or The Lemon Tree or whatever garbage you're free-spirited partner wants to see!Since some of you may be total turds that have forgotten the guts and glory of this cinematic achievement, here is the original trailer:UNCLE SHARKEY
