This Japanese girl called Akiko came into our office carrying a 7-inch of her new record and a plastic toy record player to play it on. She also had a little book of illustrations to accompany the single, "My Pussy." Cute, right? We thought so. Isn't it the best song you've ever heard? Doesn't it blow your mind? Radio stations across the world take note: this shit is gonna be huuuuuge.
