A flaming frenzy erupted after a DON'T - or someone claiming to be him - defended his lameness in the comments section. Nikki9Lives, 21, from Wisconsin, doggedly justified his Skechers, his Sid Vicious tee, his concept skateboard, and his rep for being the fastest hill bomber in the Midwest. It was funny at first, but then someone posted pics to Nikki's modelling pics and it got all personal…Nevertheless, this daredevil is defiant: "I'm so fucking glad to be a DON'T. Anyone who even attempts to live as I do will be dead before they can so much as finish college and I can't put that on my conscience… I promise my life is more fun than yours and I welcome anyone to challenge me to a race as an alternative to getting beat up at anytime should they encroach upon the Midwest."DOM TUNON