I am Vice’s reviews editor and every day I get sent a well-sized chunk of crap. Mostly CDs and books, an occasional DVD. I used to be psyched on getting all this free shit but my weariness and jadedness grows in proportion to every added inch of padded envelope precariously stacked up on my desk, towering over me, taunting me with the evil spirits of every angsty singer-songwriter that lurks within those murky, bubble-wrapped carapaces. But today! Today was an awesome day because I got sent MAKEUP! Sephora, "the Beauty Authority," sent me makeup! You don’t really see a lot of makeup in these here parts. Limited-edition, graffiti-artist-designed bottles of Mountain Dew, yes. Makeup, not so much.So now, I would like to say: Please send me more makeup! Makeup and haircare products and moisturizers and Lee Press-On nails and whatever else girls care about these days, because I am clueless! I use Dr. Pepper-flavored Lipsmackers lip balm and wear cat t-shirts every day. Please help me.A big giant heaping THANKS!! to Sephora for sending me these mysterious, shiny objects. I will now heartily recommend these products! The "Perfection Primer," "Radiance Mist," "Eyeliner Last," "Complete Lip Balm," and "Lip Last" are all amazing products that do everything they are supposed to do. Well, technically I’m still trying to figure out what they do, but I can tell that they know what they’re talking about!In summation: Send me makeup! I will tell the world how cool makeup is.MEG SNEED
