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NOT FIT TO PRINT - FAUX AUNT CRAZY

Lately I've been selling the hardcover textbooks I find on the street on Amazon. It's weird, you find one about once every two weeks, and they sell for about $40 as a rule. The downside is that you invite the internet into your life. As I was addressing a batch of books to a guy (a month late) (sorry), I paused, thinking, Should I put my real return address here? Then I thought aw to hell with it. Let them come and get me. Long story short: about a week after his book arrived, I started getting these little numbers from the same region he lives in. Now, had he bought, oh say, A Handbook for Health Care Management Professionals, I would never have fingered him as the author. But he didn't. He bought a book of Marcel Dzama drawings. So in short, here are some weirdly aggressive postcards that aren't as funny as they would be coming from an actual crazy.

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