It was a good run while it lasted but we’ve learned a valuable lesson: hawking garbage on eBay has its downsides. A few weeks back some soda-collector nerd filed a dispute with Paypal because the cases containing the Mountain Dew Green Label Art series we sold him were damaged in transit. They were sent via FedEx, which means the package was insured for up to $100, so we just told dorko to sort it out with them. But he wasn’t having it and now we’re $62 in debt to Paypal until it boils over. This means for the time being we can’t sell any of the promotional crap we’re sent without forfeiting the frozen dough. So we’re going with plan B and offering this very handsome super-ultra-limited-edition Pushead Dew bottle to the highest bidder via the blog. Leave your offers in the comment section and we’ll sort it out with the winner later. We promise to package this one better. PS: Please remember to include your email address. PPS: This is not a joke. We are dead fucking serious.UPDATE: The reserve has been met, and by "reserve" we mean the act of someone taking two minutes to contemplate bidding on a bottle of Mountain Dew (never mind the fact that it's designed by Pushead). To further sweeten this carbonated-fructose fantasy, we're offering the winner the choice of receiving the mint, soda-filled bottle in the mail (boring), or a video of Tri-State sex symbol and VBS "personality" extraordinaire Ryan Duffy gulping down the delicious Dew without his shirt on—that's right, completely topless. We'll still send you the empty bottle along with the DVD so you can… do whatever with it. It ends at noon EST. Happy bidding!