
Seems crazy, but there hasn’t been a mention of Dutch disco deity and committed synth freak Legowelt on this page for months, and it’s not like he’s been idle. He, Danny Wolfers, just gets on with his own thing, burrows further into his studio, and couldn’t care less what anyone else thinks. Now he’s set up his own label, Strange Life Records, and earlier in the year I bought the first three CD-only releases, two of which, Smackos Presents The Age Of Candy Candy and Klaus Weltman’s Cultus Island, are these murky analogue odysseys composed on vintage synthesisers with no beats; he’s the master of the spooked, unsettling atmosphere and the romantic, curdled soundtrack. The other one, Dark Days, collects 14 tracks he produced as a teenager between 1992 and 1997 when he’d clearly been listening to both volumes of Aphex Twin’s Selected Ambient Works on heavy rotation. A cool thing to have if you’re a Legowelt nut. Last month the second batch of Bunker’s ultra-limited Dystopia series came out and Legowelt appears to have been responsible for a few of these 12-inches. There’s the booty-fixated Smackulator EP “Kicked Toda Curb” which is him and some guy from New York called Speculator getting all grimy, and more primitive jacking smack-house under the aliases Salamados and the Chicago Shags. Plus he contributes an impossibly claustrophobic psycho-drama to Dystopia’s second Stalingrad 12-inch called “Von Paulus Symphonie In D Mineur”. Even more exciting is the news that the first Legowelt 12-inch on Strange Life, “Venom 18—Mystery Organisation”, is out in September and features seven turbulent pumping narco-jams that make you think you’re starring in an early-80s Polish cop show or something. (DOWN ON) THE FARM
Following the success of last summer’s inaugural knees-up, this year’s bigger and better Get Loaded in the Park festival takes place on London’s Clapham Common as part of the Metro Weekender on Bank Holiday Sunday, August 28, and Vice is hosting the VIP tent. Main attractions over three stages on the day include exclusive performances by people like Happy Mondays, Flowered Up, plus DJ sets by Armand Van Helden, Carl Barat, Junior Boys Own’s Farley & Heller and stacks of other big names. There’s a new bands tent in the Get Loaded Arena with New Rhodes, Infadels, Ambershades and many more, and a comedy tent hosted by the Comedy Store starring Howard Marks and the Cuban Brothers. In Vice’s VIP tent you’ll find a crazy mix of entertainers including the amazing Selfish Cunt, garage god MJ Cole, suave rapper Buck 65, madcap funster Kid Carpet, Aussie disco dude Cut Copy and the Modular Records All Stars. The party runs from midday to 9 PM and only costs £25. Advance tickets are available from www.ticketmaster.co.uk or its 24hr hotline: 08700 601801. For more information visit www.getloadedinthepark.com. COCADISCO
Cocadisco returns with a vengeance to The Social this month with its best lineup ever: I-F and Richard X guest on Thursday, August 18. We’re going to have to charge £4 for this party (limited tickets available from The Social on Little Portland Street and the Sounds Of The Universe shop in Soho) but you know it’ll be insane. PIERS MARTIN