Step 1: Find the warm and fuzzy corner of your heart that is still as innocent as a child.
Step 2: Ask yourself: are you a sociopath?
Step 3: Think about a world where Sacred Games didn't kill off Katekar, and all our hope in its goodness and humanity is intact.
Step 4: Direct all your newfound positivity towards someone you have no chance of ever getting any with, especially if that someone has included you in a warmth-inducing and totally useful friendzone.
Step 5: Remind yourself that you will be fine. And that you are loved. Even if all your friends exist only in meme forums.
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Step 2: Ask yourself: are you a sociopath?
