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The Times recognizes an ethical responsibility to correct all its factual errors, large and small (even misspellings of names), promptly and in a prominent reserved space in the paper. A correction serves all readers, not just those who were injured or who complained, so it must be self-explanatory, tersely recalling the context and the background while repairing the error." - New York Times' correction policyIn a recent compliment deflection, Monica said she'd received her new shirt-widely reported to be "cute" and "fun but still true to you"-at a clothing swap six years ago. It was purchased yesterday for $300.Because of a judgement error, Monica bought more than one pair of culottes this summer. Her belief in her ability to pull off a cropped, wide-cut pant has been amended.Monica's residence was recently home to a "Halloween in July" theme party. The Facebook invite has been altered with a disclaimer: costume parties are not fun.A recent version of Monica's style involved a foray into hats. She regrets the error.Due to a formatting error (uninstalled updates on Microsoft Word), Monica's resume lists "Powerpoint," "Intermediate French," and "snowboarding" as Special Skills. These should be deleted.During a long rant about the freelance taxation, Monica gestured repeatedly to a folder she claimed was full of "important work documents." The folder contained several receipts from 2012 and a drawing of a friendly dog.A July 6th version of her favorite work party anecdote listed Monica's favorite pastime as "doing charity work abroad." It is eating.A May 2015 text message conversation incorrectly called a man "rude in a hot way." It was revealed in an incident after the text was sent that the man is regular rude. The conversation has been amended to reflect this awareness.Monica's Instagram bio claims she "dances like no one is watching." This is false.In a June 12th conversation with her mother, Monica described her Thursday night activities as "some light reading and a trip to the gym." This should have read "most of a bottle of wine." Monica's mother was informed of the mistake, but turned out to have already known this was the case.Last week's #tbt of Monica looking cute-yet-annoyed on a school trip to Pioneer Village omitted a photo credit. The image was taken in 1998 by her dad, who insisted on supervising the trip, despite protest.In a recent outburst, Monica referred to an object as "garbage," "useless," and "a goddamn piece of actual shit." It was in fact a 2014 Samsung Galaxy S, operating at slightly slower than normal speed.Delusions of grandeur recently mislabelled "one person saying a nice-ish thing on Twitter" with "being world famous." The error corrected itself after Monica's favourite high school teacher failed to recognize her in a Whole Foods.On June 8, 2015 Monica spelt it like "rythm", "rhythym", and, improbably but hopefully, "rhythim?" The correct spelling remains unknown.
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