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They Have Officially Found Matt Patricia's Gnome-Like Twin Brother

It's like watching someone look into a mirror. A beautiful, regal mirror.
December 4, 2016, 7:52pm

New England Patriots defensive coordinator Matt Patricia is a regal-looking man. We should all be so lucky as to look like the king of JRR Tolkein's dwarves. But to know that there are two of him out there in the world? It's almost too much beauty for one to handle. Maybe this Matt Patricia doppelgänger is the one from the alternate universe who actually decided to work as an engineer on nuclear submarines. Either way, it feels like one of those click-the-difference bar games. All I've got so far is the zipper, the blue hat, and the headset. Maybe eyebrow thickness? Other than that, it's like watching someone look into a mirror. A beautiful, regal mirror.