Baby Racing Is the Cutest Sport Ever

Sacramento is giving up on their sad basketball team and finding a new sport that involves bouncing, traveling, and ball-shaped heads to love: Baby Racing. Arguably the cutest sport in history, babies line up with their dads wearing their most reliable brand of diapers and race down the court, across the finish line, into the arms of their proud, toy-toting mothers. Many would assume that a race involving babies would be similar to that of drooling turtles, and while the family dynamic and chubby cheeks do not promote competitive strategy, the athleticism and speed of the tiny, pants-pooping humans is undeniable. Number 12 and 13 may look like they've got this, but number 11—deservingly nicknamed Baldy—comes from behind with a power crawl to claim his undisputed victory. Baldy is focused, determined, and wearing a bow tie t-shirt. Baldy is a champion, but baby racing as whole is the real winner.