There’s enough gossip going around the world of electronic music that it probably deserve its own TMZ, Gawker, and Perez Hilton. We keep track of the drama, the beef, the LOLs, the dramatic build-ups, and the tragic drops so you don’t have to. Now, let’s see who killed it this week.
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GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN
Big thanks to Mixmag for doing God’s work this week and posting pictures of Paris Hilton’s Ibiza foam party. And to think we almost missed that one. Looks like it was exactly what we were all picturing in our heads. Also, we’re jealous that no one invited us.
LIKE WE SAID ABOVE
Maybe Jessie Andrews should take some tips from Miss Hilton—the original “porn-to-DJ” convert—because that foam party looked like a lot more fun than this… yikes!
13-YEAR-OLD DJ GIRL OPENS CLUB
Nope—no punchline here. This is real. We all know that Texas is the Wild West, but we’re still suprised to hear about 13-year-old rave DJ Elle Morgan, who opened a nightclub for kids because she was tired of playing to the 21-plus crowd. Think about this whole thing for a bit.
SKRILLEX PULLS OUT OF DOG BLOOD SHOWS
What a weird sentence. Skrillex did not play as Dog Blood with Boys Noize in Australia this weekend at Stereosonic. Boyz Noize was there on his own, and the duo sent Mad Decent’s GTA in his place. Skrilly says he will be working on music for the rest of 2013, and will be back to tour later, but Alex twittered that he hopes he feels better. Hmmm.
FOUR TET AND FRIENDS
We definitely weren’t expecting this tweet! Four Tet is now working with UK grime experimentalist Terror Danjah (and was recently remixed by UK funky/grime producer Champion). We can’t even imagine what this could sound like but we are into it and waiting patiently.
HUDMO > ANTHONY WEINER
We caught Hudmo posting some very suggestive tweets this week, which resulted in him getting many interesting n00dz of girls draped in expensive ham. Hope he doesn’t plan on running for office any time soon.
