After establishing that England is a cloudy, intoxicated little Eden of weapon dogs staring nonplussed at burning buildings, imodest women, and subways guarded by homeless jesters, we moved to greener, international pastures.
Today we are heading to the Netherlands. Specifically Rotterdam, a place our friend Milan Boonstra highly recommends, and where you should go if you’d like to experience firsthand what it feels like to have blood dripping all over your face.
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