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Why Is This Speedo-Clad Man Lying Underwater and Blowing Bubble Rings?

Why is a scantily clad man blowing bubbles underwater while the B-side to the "Cantina Song":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMOhsvhF4Jw plays in a video whose typeface suggests it was edited in MS Paint? I have no idea. Is this the most beautiful...

Why is a scantily clad man blowing bubbles underwater while the B-side to the Cantina Song plays in a video whose typeface suggests it was edited in MS Paint? I have no idea. Is this the most beautiful bubble ring ever? I have no idea, as I didn’t know ranking the beauty of underwater rings was a thing until a minute ago. Has this video jumped the shark for the whole “best ever” clickbait thing? I have no idea, because I think that shark’s already been jumped. Is One World One Ocean some version of Waterworld Illuminati that dress up like Sea Monkeys and throw seapunk fetish parties? I have no idea. But I do know one thing: this video is strangely hypnoti… AUGH GIANT DOLPHIN!

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