Tomato ketchup, salty ham, elastic bands, and bakewell tart are just four of the many flavours that James Wannerton tastes during our interview. Having only agreed to speak to me because my name, Kate, tastes like a creamy bar of Cadbury's Fruit and Nut chocolate, Wannerton is repeatedly distracted by his taste buds throughout our conversation.
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The Man Who Tastes Sounds
Things get difficult when you're a synaesthete and the name of a friend's wife tastes like sick.
Wannerton at age 10. Image: James Wannerton
"When I was ten, my parents took me to a family doctor as I was getting distracted by flavours when sitting exams—the sound of pencils rolling off desks would taste like wholegrain bread with big lumps in it, and it would put me off my work," he said. "The doctor told them it was part of growing up, that I had an overactive imagination and would grow out of it. During my teenage years I was told I was just attention-seeking. I didn't even learn that synaesthesia existed until I was 20."
Eleven years later, scientists began to gain an interest in Wannerton's condition. In 1991, he was transferred to the Maudsley Hospital in London, which deals with head trauma, for testing. A few years later he received the funding to have an fMRI scan.
"I can remember feeling very apprehensive when it was first suggested that I should have a brain scan," Wannerton told me. "I had an irrational but very real fear that if I went into the machine I'd somehow lose my synaesthesia."
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Although research into synaesthesia has been popular since the late 1990s, Rothen admits that elements of the condition remain mysterious. "There are many benefits to having synaesthesia and we do not know much about the disadvantages," he said.
In 2010, he, along with Professor Doctor Beat Meier of the University of Bern,
Wannerton's synaesthetic tube map. Image: James Wannerton
However, having synaesthesia has its downsides. Wannerton cannot enjoy many ordinary activities, such as going to the cinema or watching TV, "because there are so many noises." Even going for a meal is a struggle; as Wannerton disassociates taste with food, he rarely gets hungry. "I don't care about the taste of food—what I look for is texture," he said. "I like crunchy food like crisps and also things that are either very hot or very cold. Flavour is meaningless."
It is also "unbearably annoying" when a word triggers a strong taste that Wannerton can't identify. Wannerton struggled for many years with the word "expect". "I couldn't work out what its savoury flavour was," he said. It wasn't until he tried a Marmite crisp for the first time that his brain "pinged". "I remembered that when I was in infant school, there used to be a tuck shop where you could buy these Marmite-like OXO crisps—and that is what 'expect' tastes like to me."
Having synaesthesia has even affected Wannerton's personal relations. He has had to move jobs in the past because he hasn't liked the flavour of a colleague's name, and he admitted that it would be difficult for him to date a woman whose name wasn't tasty "as I'd be less tolerant with them." He spoke of the difficulties of his close friend's wife's name tasting "like sick": "She's a nice person and I like her, but I can't disguise it."
He added, "I've always preferred my mum to my dad because my mum tastes better—he tastes like processed peas and she tastes like ice cream. She sometimes gives me brain freeze."
Despite its disadvantages, Wannerton would not want his synaesthesia removed. "Although it sounds unusual to think that the name Jackie tastes like liquorice, Blackpool like fruit pastilles, and vodka like very fine granules of soil, my condition is so much a part of me that without it I would lose my sense of self," he said.