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Abdul: Haji, what school? The only kids that go to school are koonies [literally meaning “buttholers,” the equivalent of “fag”] or their parents are koonies, and they got them into those schools.Why are you calling them “koonies”?
Because they bend over for the Ministry of Education system and eventually end up like us, out on the streets. Or, they end up like our fathers working construction or like our mothers in a basement knitting all day—are you going to buy a pack of tissues or not?Sure, but I just have a few more questions. How much longer do you think you’ll be dealing before you go back to Afghanistan?
[Abdul and Karim both laugh]Karim: I was born here, so was my entire family for the last two generations. Ahmadinejad is trying to kick us all out, but where are we supposed to go? We’ll be here until rooz-e geeyamat [the day of the apocalypse], or until we get caught. But what difference does it make? The mullah’s law says dealing should be punished by death.What do you think about the recent presidential election in Afghanistan?
What should I think about it? There are one million legal Afghan refugees in Iran and more in Pakistan. None of them were allowed to vote. Karzai or Abdullah will do nothing as long as America and NATO are calling the shots. Haji! I just gave you a politics lessons, buy some Band-Aids!Arash finally came out with his eyes half open, “Everything’s good. It’s almost 8 PM, we might miss tonight’s prayer, but if we leave now we’ll get back in time for eftari.”
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