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DEAR VICE - THAT'S NOT A ZIT


Dear Vice,
I haven't seen my boyfriend in weeks and arranged to visit him this weekend. Wouldn't you know it I get a massive disgusting zit smack in the middle of my face. It's almost like God is fucking with me.
EMILY

Hmmm. Looks like God's been "fucking" with a lot of people lately.