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Celebrity Big Brother can fuck off for starters. Kate Hudson too – a dreadfully insipid actor on a good day. Now then: Kerry Katona. I’m sure you’ll be pleased to learn that she has finally found happiness and has been smiling “Since the start of 2009.” It’s only been three weeks, love – let’s not drop the antidepressants right away, eh? But she did have a foot-long in Subway so at least she’s eating properly, if a Subway sandwich can be considered in any way proper. My immediate assumption is: does Kerry Katona get free food in Subway in return for being papped outside? Ever the cynic, me…
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