
Fun fact: babies are too dumb to understand that watching their father get a blowjob from a Jamaican nanny or do insane amounts of cocaine is bad. Apparently, all that bad behavior just washes over them like a bunch of happy fluffy clouds. Probably! This infant is in horrible danger at all times, but it will go on to lead a very healthy, productive life. He might even grow up to be attorney general of the United States. Wouldn’t that be delightful?

