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Imagine a Republican advertisement entitled “Cool.” Lol… They are desperate. The ad is a jab at Barack Obama’s popularity. Oh Lord! Watch out for Obama! He might smile, wave, sing a song, or drink a beer. The same conservatives who attack Obama for his fame are the ones who continue to praise Ronald Reagan, a guy who made his name in Hollywood as an actor. Aside from that, he is the president of the United States—assholes. He’s supposed to be famous.
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The problem with this ad is that they attempt to drown out Obama’s words with that funny-horn teacher voice from Peanuts. Republicans don’t realize that adults sound like that in Peanuts because they are more advanced than the children. Even when they try to make a jab at Obama, the Republicans come off looking about as mature as some snotty-nosed little tykes.PUBLIC EQUITY: PLAYING WALL STREET GAMES
The ad starts by saying that Obama is attacking private equity, which is miseading. Obama attacked Romney’s record while he was at Bain Capital, not all equity firms. But let’s not forget that many unethical venture capitalists today use methods of acquisition pioneered by Romney during his tenure at Bain.INDIVIDUAL MANDATE: HEALTHCARE REFORM
This is just some funny shit. It’s interesting that the right talks about how the government mandating health insurance violates our constitutional rights. But it’s cool when the state does it. Get stopped by the police in your car and tell the cop the reason you don’t have insurance is because it violates your constitutional rights and watch what happens. Your silly ass is going to get a ticket.BACKWARDS: FOUR YEARS OF OBAMA MOVING AMERICA BACKWARDS
Reverse that statement. The truth is Obama has done a great deal to move America forward: 26 straight months of job growth in the private sector, check. Signed the Jobs Act, which will make it easier for smaller and earlier stage companies to raise capital and also revitalize the US market for initial public offerings, check. Became the first black president, an indication that America has reached a milestone in race relations, check. Saved the American automotive industry, check. Relaxed Anti-American tensions throughout the world, check. Ended the war in Iraq, check. Took out Osama bin Laden, check. Made the appointment of the first Latina to the Supreme Court, check. Signed the healthcare reform laws, check. Saved Wall Street and signed the Dodd–Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act, check. Reformed education with programs like Race to the Top, check, check, and check…How will Romney's history of plant-closing buy-outs, putting workers on food stamps, and outsourcing jobs fair in the 2012 election? If voters have any sense, not too good. And these ads don’t help much, because picking them apart is too easy. Damn Karl Rove is this all you got? Romney is a member of a cult religion. You’re going to need to come harder than this in November.Previously - The NYPD Can Stop-and-Frisk These NutsWillie D is a member of the legendary rap group the Geto Boys.Follow him on Twitter: @WillieDLIVE
