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I’d say it happens when you go to shows, or when you go to venues, or when you go places that you’re going for yourself because you genuinely like going to the place, and talk to someone who’s also there. That usually means they have the same interests as you do and you can connect with them on a personal level and not just, like, you know, “You’re really hot and I’d like to have sex with you.”

No. [laughs] Well, no, it has.Are you married?
Yes. Twenty years.How did you court your spouse?
He pursued me. I didn’t know he was in love with me.All you had to do was be charming?
Yes.Do you have any advice about how to be charming?
Just be yourself. Be open. Be optimistic.What if that doesn’t work?
I don’t know how to be anything but honest. Be positive. Be open with yourself. Enjoy yourself. Get into mischief. Lust is a big thing. That’s all I can think of.

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I don’t know anyone who dates. People go out and stuff, but dating is a thing of the past, I guess. Do people really date? It’s sounds so formal to me. People hang out. I hang out with people.What’s the secret to successfully hanging out?
As long as it’s not something that’s difficult, I guess it works pretty easily. You can’t really force it.

I wouldn’t say the club. Probably somewhere like school or the library or church. Somewhere where people are someone decent. Don’t go to bars and clubs.Decent people don’t go to bars and clubs?
They’re not looking for a relationship at that point. Go to church.

The Midwest.Why?
Low expectations.

Will they stay married is the question.
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I wait for them to meet me.Previously:How Does Rain Happen?What Aren't You Afraid of That Other People Are?What's Your Sexual Dealbreaker?
