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Elementary school teachers make off with some real loot…junk food, iPods, cell phones, pocket knives, confessional poetry, and very odd letters from sociopathic eight-year-olds. Here's one a teacher friend passed off to us. It's the kind of thing you can tell is a crucial point in a child's life, one of those formative incidents of shame that leads a person to fetishize autoerotic asphyxiation. Or just strangling people to death.