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OFFENSIVE T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY

You may have read our 5th of July tribute to offensive t-shirts over your (hopefully) long and hot dog-filled weekend. We weren't kidding about giving these damn things away, and today you have the chance to win one of our repugnant creations.

All you have to do is email us the most offensive and downright vicious thing you've ever said or done in your lifetime. You're going to have to get into some detail, but be forewarned that we've got pretty good bullshit detectors when it comes to judging the validity of such incidents. We published an entire issue of reader- and friend-submitted stories of all kinds. It'd be a smart move to use that issue as a reference point when submitting your story. The top five entries get one of the tees and the glory of having their stories posted on Viceland at a later date. Feel free to include your preferred shirt selection, but we can't make any promises.