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DEAR VICE - EARLY ADOPTER

Dear Vice

I saw this poor bastard at the Six Flags in Vallejo, CA. The diaper at an amusemet park thing is fine if you're white trash. So be it. But teaching a child that young to wear black leather shoes with jacked-up white athletic socks is the kind of material that the DSS should be considering for their upcoming case file.
Best,
DAN RICCIATO