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NEW YORK - TURNING REBELLION INTO BLAH BLAH BLAH...

We honestly don't know which is better, the fact that some guy at Doc Martens decided to photoshop Joe Strummer, Sid Vicious, Joey Ramone, and Kurt Cofuckingbain into angels wearing 12-hole boots and a whole company's worth of other guys were like, "that idea's amazing," or the sputtering rage this guy's little brainchild has produced in the world of internet commenting. It's like marketing has become your friend's big brother who'd always go "This Sowksy chick is pretty hot," just to make him flip out and scream "Her name is SIOUXSIE, Caleb. SIOUX-SIE!"

By the way, nice pantheon, guys. Can we not get Bradley Knowles in there hucking a frisbee across heaven to his angel dog while we're at it? How about Shannon Hoon hugging Mia Zapata while Jonathan Melvoin smiles tenderly in the distance? Now that would sell some fucking boots.