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DEAR VICE - MYSTERY PHONE

Dear Vice,

I took this picture at a party last weekend trying to get the girl on the couch, who was kneading and pulling on the skin of her arm like it was a mound of playdough. That part obviously didn't come out so well, but it wasn't until I was looking at the picture the next morning that I noticed the fucking phone receiver sticking out of dude's pants. I feel like I'm not out of line in asking what the fuck is up with that? It was a pretty decent party, but it's not like people were going lampshade crazy or anything. Is this some new rave accessory I've missed out on? Is rave back in the States like it was in Europe a couple years ago? Can you think of any non-rave-related reason to carry a phone receiver in your pocket?
Ravingly yours,
STEVEN R.
Brooklyn, NY