There is someone more clueless about football and life than I am and he is blogging about the Super Bowl, too. Only someone sent him there. Please wade through his diary and read stuff from the commenters. He's from the Boston area. Here are a few nuggets:"I am currently waiting to get on our plane for Houston via Phoenix (20 minute delay)." Awesome. So, your end destination is Houston? Gonna fly to Phoenix first?"ESPN and NFL Network hosts, particularly the ex-players, have begun to praise the Patriots as a dynasty." Gee, that's rather dangerous seeing as how they only won three Super Bowls in the last five minutes."Media Day, every Tuesday of Super Bowl week, is to be tolerated." Yup, every Tuesday of Super Bowl week. There's about four of 'em."North Andover's Zak DeOssie, a Giants special-teamer and long-snapper, is close friends with Eli Manning. 'We go out together a lot,' said DeOssie. 'He has a place in Hoboken, which is where I'm probably going to move to soon. It's a great place to live. Plus, it's close to the stadium and New York City.'" I think DeOssie is going to get in deep shit for blabbing so much. You don't just go around pointing out to reporters where, exactly, Hoboken is located. And you don't go throwing around the word "great."Also, Tom Petty is halftime entertainment. Great. Doesn't he look a bit like Eva Marie Saint at this point? Minus, like, 20 pounds?I would kill to see Scott Weiland at halftime, fronting a group featuring the remaining members of The Doors. Wouldn't that blow your mind?JEFF JOHNSON
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