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OHIO - URINE TROUBLE

OK, so we agree that it might not be the best idea to let states execute people for raping kids (not that we are pro-kid rape or anything, there's just always weird "I'm 17, my girlfriend's 15" situations that crop up and besides, those dudes are dead the second they set foot in prison), but can we please make some sort of exception for guys who fish motherfucking infant piss out of rest-stop urinals because they believe it's an elixir of youth? Or at least just let us get a really huge guy to discus them into the ocean?