April 8, 1993 Home Entertainment Jackson-Style
[Following an earlier scene in which Michael makes a bunch of kids watch him feed live rabbits to his snakes and a far earlier scene in which Michael welcomes a group of kids to his ranch by having them stone his lion until it passes out, then throw lit fireworks at its bleeding carcass to wake it up]
That wasn’t the only ‘show’ Jackson presented for his young visitors.The children would soon see something they would not forget. Jordie again takes up the story:
‘Michael took us to the chimpanzee cage. Then he grabbed between his legs and called upon the monkeys to do the same. He told me they were trained. The chimpanzees held their penises and began to play with their penises in front of us. My little sister didn’t understand what was happening, so I got her out of there. For Michael, it was fun and he told us to watch.’May 8, 1993 Privacy in Monaco
[In a hotel in Monte Carlo, where Michael’s supposed to get some sort of music award.]
‘While I was taking off my shirt, Michael took me in his arms and began to kiss me. Michael finished taking off my shirt, and then took off my pants. When I was left in only my underwear, he pulled them down and took them off with his teeth. He looked at my penis and told me that it was very large for my age. Then he took off his clothes, and I noticed that he had very little pubic hair, and that his penis was circumcised.’
Jordie burst out in laughter, saying to Jackson, ‘You look like a cow! You look like a cow!’ He was referring to Jackson’s testicles, which were covered with pink and brown stains which made them look like those of a cow:
‘But Michael didn’t get mad. He told me that the creams he was using had discolored his skin. “But on your balls?” I said, and he just laughed.June 4, 1993 ’The Staff Knew
[Neverland security director Kassim] Abdul witnessed other peculiar behavior. He saw Jordie and Jackson drinking Coca Cola out of baby bottles.
‘One of the things that I never understood was why Michael and Jordie drank Coca Cola out of baby bottles. It made me laugh, but it was serious to them and they didn’t do it jokingly. We employees knew to serve them drinks in these bottles when they asked us for a drink.’The book’s moment of crowning glory comes after the diary portion has ended and Gutierrez has resorted to xeroxing ‘court documents’ he somehow got his hands on. Here is the ‘graphic depiction’ of Michael Jackson’s dink Jordie made for the cops. In case it’s not clear, the accompanying text reads ‘Cow-blotchy-pink/brown, not white but pink’ ‘Body Oil Stink’ and, connected by an arrow, ‘Brown patern on ass, left glut [sic].’
And here’s the picture 13-year-old Jordie supposedly drew for his psychiatrist to explain how he was feeling after the trial.
Anyway, the reason we’re committing all this salacity to web is because right now, in case you’ve missed it, there’s a wee bit of an online bonanza in Jacksoniana. While the $100,000 copies of Thriller are most likely Nigerian scammers or alcoholic dads from the Piedmont Triad with their fingers crossed like Twizzlers, the $1,000 copies of possibly the single most pressed record of all time are a matter of fact (just reorganize by bids).Obviously we’re not dumb enough to believe we’re getting anywhere near the $500 people are hawking their copies of Michael Jackson Was My Lover for on Amazon (though being that level of dumb would probably be far more of a blessing than a burden). But unless Michael has a tiny Bangladeshi boy reach into the casket at the viewing on Friday and touch his eyelids to cue a massive, pyrotechnic resurrection, it’s pretty doubtful we’ll ever be able to unload this sucker for more than we can right now.What do you guys think? Should we see if some middle-aged man in Singapore will paypal us $100 between his sobs, or is this the kind of heirloom that deserves to be passed down from generation to generation?
[Following an earlier scene in which Michael makes a bunch of kids watch him feed live rabbits to his snakes and a far earlier scene in which Michael welcomes a group of kids to his ranch by having them stone his lion until it passes out, then throw lit fireworks at its bleeding carcass to wake it up]
That wasn’t the only ‘show’ Jackson presented for his young visitors.The children would soon see something they would not forget. Jordie again takes up the story:
‘Michael took us to the chimpanzee cage. Then he grabbed between his legs and called upon the monkeys to do the same. He told me they were trained. The chimpanzees held their penises and began to play with their penises in front of us. My little sister didn’t understand what was happening, so I got her out of there. For Michael, it was fun and he told us to watch.’
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[In a hotel in Monte Carlo, where Michael’s supposed to get some sort of music award.]
‘While I was taking off my shirt, Michael took me in his arms and began to kiss me. Michael finished taking off my shirt, and then took off my pants. When I was left in only my underwear, he pulled them down and took them off with his teeth. He looked at my penis and told me that it was very large for my age. Then he took off his clothes, and I noticed that he had very little pubic hair, and that his penis was circumcised.’
Jordie burst out in laughter, saying to Jackson, ‘You look like a cow! You look like a cow!’ He was referring to Jackson’s testicles, which were covered with pink and brown stains which made them look like those of a cow:
‘But Michael didn’t get mad. He told me that the creams he was using had discolored his skin. “But on your balls?” I said, and he just laughed.June 4, 1993 ’The Staff Knew
[Neverland security director Kassim] Abdul witnessed other peculiar behavior. He saw Jordie and Jackson drinking Coca Cola out of baby bottles.
‘One of the things that I never understood was why Michael and Jordie drank Coca Cola out of baby bottles. It made me laugh, but it was serious to them and they didn’t do it jokingly. We employees knew to serve them drinks in these bottles when they asked us for a drink.’The book’s moment of crowning glory comes after the diary portion has ended and Gutierrez has resorted to xeroxing ‘court documents’ he somehow got his hands on. Here is the ‘graphic depiction’ of Michael Jackson’s dink Jordie made for the cops. In case it’s not clear, the accompanying text reads ‘Cow-blotchy-pink/brown, not white but pink’ ‘Body Oil Stink’ and, connected by an arrow, ‘Brown patern on ass, left glut [sic].’
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