It's come to my attention that Disney just bought Marvel Comics, whole company and the characters and everything. I am sure that many folks are freaking out because they think Marvel will change. "Oh no," dumbasses everywhere are probably crying. "Oh no, they're going to dumb down the Punisher. There's a sophistication to a psycho with a skull on his shirt, running around and killing people who he doesn't like! And Wolverine, oh Wolverine, he's an unstoppable rage-filled asshole who murders people with razors that pop out of his hands. There's a delicate poetry to him. On the one hand he wants to kill people and on the other hand he does kill people."
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