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Friend #1: What?!?! What happened?
Patrick: Ugh, you're going to kill me.
Friend #1: What did you do..
Patrick: Um. I got her pregnant apparently..
Friend #1: Wtf
Patrick: I'm the worst person.
Friend #1: Whatt
Patrick: April fools! Ha ha ha
Friend #1: You're a fucker. Karma will bite your ass so hardShe got really mad! Then Patrick started talking to his roommate, also named Patrick, and he got his friend going about a fake pregnancy scare too.pat says: (2:42:28 PM)
dude alison is pregnant
mark says: (2:42:28 PM)
aah good one
mark says: (2:42:32 PM)
april foooolzzz
pat. says: (2:42:42 PM)
yeah i know, great timing on the news
pat. says: (2:42:45 PM)
but its not a joke
mark says: (2:43:34 PM)
how many weeks?
pat. says: (2:43:53 PM)
like 6 or so
pat. says: (2:44:06 PM)
i thought she was on the pill
mark says: (2:44:49 PM)
can i say one thing?
mark says: (2:44:52 PM)
as an option
pat. says: (2:44:54 PM)
sure
mark says: (2:45:01 PM)
here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw
pat. says: (2:45:22 PM)
…can u do it
mark says: (2:45:27 PM)
ya.
pat. says: (2:45:28 PM)
im serious.
mark says: (2:45:54 PM)
its a big windup
mark says: (2:46:01 PM)
itll be hard to get her good…
mark says: (2:48:55 PM)
dude shes not pregnant. tell ehr to check again
pat. says: (2:50:06 PM)
no she got it confirmed twice
pat. says: (2:50:15 PM)
it's. there. i saw the pregnancy test. it was blue
mark says: (2:50:20 PM)
fuck dude, sorry. let's go for a beer and talk about this
pat. says: (2:50:24 PM)
no thanks loser hahah APRIL FOOLSThen Patrick messaged his other roommate to say Pat was dead but he messed this one up:Patrick: Dude are you in class?
Aaron: Yeah why?
Patrick: I'm at Toronto General… Pat got hit by a firetruck.
Aaron: Funny
Patrick: Yeah shitty coincidence that he's gonna die on april fools huh
Aaron: That's why I'm talking to him on MSN
Patrick: So tragic. So young.Then Aaron messaged a girl he knows to prank her but he really messed it up.Aaron: I'm pregnant.
Norma: I'll bring the coathanger over and we'll do lunch k?
