You know when you try to be polite and invite the biggest of your spaz friends to something you're going to and you email them location and other pertinent details in advance, only to see at the peak of the good times, when it's very loud and you're making headway with someone pursuable, they're trying to call? So of course you don't answer, and instead of just texting you whatever the issue is like a smart monkey they leave a slurring, irate, insulting voice message that you don't listen to until a week later? That's what happened here, courtesy of my friend Nondor Nevai. Click on the thingy to listen.TEEN LAQUEEFA