There's nothing like Beverly Hills to make you think having money is the lamest thing you can do with your life. It's the land where men wear their clothes oversized and play poker and golf, everyone's played God with their faces, and no one wears all black. Actually, there are so many hideous things in that part of town chances are you'll be the most attractive person in the whole neighborhood. So resist the urge to play Johnny Appleseed with molotov cocktails, heed the Westside chapter in Vice's guide to Eating In Los Angeles, and chill the fuck out over a burger or something.
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There's nothing like Beverly Hills to make you think having money is the lamest thing you can do with your life. It's the land where men wear their clothes oversized and play poker and golf, everyone's played God with their faces, and no one wears all black. Actually, there are so many hideous things in that part of town chances are you'll be the most attractive person in the whole neighborhood. So resist the urge to play Johnny Appleseed with molotov cocktails, heed the Westside chapter in Vice's guide to Eating In Los Angeles, and chill the fuck out over a burger or something.