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GETTIN' THERE

I hope you don't think we enjoyed having to bag you out over the sub-par showing in the Superjail-fanart contest last week. Believe you we, it hurt us way worse than it hurt you. (Except possibly the people it was actually designed to hurt. The people who sent us garbage.)

Nevertheless, our tough love had the desired effect. Less than a week after cracking the whip we've already received a healthy surge of new entries. A lot of it is still too lousy for words, but there have been a few glimmers of diamondy light shining through the shit. Here are the shiningest three shit-beacons so far.

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Evan Munro sent us this vaguely Gary Panteresque cave-painting of Jailbot seducing the Warden and some sort of biblical split befalling the Twins.

This one's from Devon McFarland and we think it's got something to do with the episode where the Dream Machine explodes. Either that or it's a loosely adapted entry from a Residents fanart contest.

The final submission and current office favorite is John Malta's depiction of Jared riding the Mystery Meat Monster, entitled "Mystery Meat Monster."

So there you go. Keep em coming, everyone, and remember, we're not the judges here. The final decision is Christy's and God knows what that guy is into these days.

Email your entries to [vice@viceland.com](mailto:vice@viceland.com?subject=Hey, I got your Superjail Fanart right HERE [vigorously cupping crotch]).