Astro Guide

Tauruses Are the Ultimate Stoners of the Zodiac

Taurus is the kind of person to get crazy high and get the munchies—only to find that the only snacks they have on them also contain weed.

We consulted astrologers on how each sign can get as high as the stars. Read about the other signs here.

Tauruses are gentle, nurturing cows—that can also be lazy. The bull loves getting stoned. It’s no coincidence that Taurus season kicks off on 4/20. Famed stoner Willie Nelson is a Taurus, and he even created his own line cannabis line including edibles, which fellow Tauruses would love to munch on. A Taurus is the kind of person to get crazy high and get the munchies—only to find that the only snacks they have on them also contain weed. So they just eat the weed snacks and get even higher. "They are the foodies of the zodiac, so snacks are a must," astrologer Caitlin McGarry says.

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Stardust says that Taurus people are fairly simplistic creatures, so usually, a tobacco/cannabis spliff will do the trick. A little nicotine kick probably won’t hurt to get them off the couch, either. "Taurus rules the throat, so anything that has to do with the throat, Taurus will be up for. Singing, talking, smoking, sucking dick, eating delicious snacks, drinking smoothies. They love creature comforts and are into tradition," horoscope writer Randon Rosenbohm says. Tauruses probably blaze the same way they did in high school. They are mellow and wonderful stoned company, and often enjoy chill indicas to match. "You should probably leave them alone after you indulge because they need to get to their daily nap too," McGarry says.

That being said, just because a relaxing strain that produces a body high matches the Taurus personality, doesn’t mean it’s what they need or why they smoke. The bull may benefit from opting for a hybrid that’s invigorating but won’t harsh their mellow.

Stoner Superlative: Most likely to look up from their snacks, hands covered in Cheeto dust, to suggest you get massages

Best Strain: Girl Scout Cookies (euphoric hybrid)

Worst Strain: Blackwater (lethargic indica)

Best Way to Get High: A blunt, brownie, or bong—but a Taurus will smoke out of anything

Best High Activity: Netflix and chill

Recommended Product: Juicy Jay Natural Hemp Wraps