I can walk through any neighborhood with a hoodie holding some candy and iced tea without someone thinking I’m a burglar. #futuremittjokes
— AdamSerwer (@AdamSerwer) August 24, 2012
"No one complained that I 'took their spot' when I got into college." #futuremittjokes
— Jamelle Bouie (@jbouie) August 24, 2012
“Now I’ve not had my opponent’s supporters compare my wife to a monkey…” #futuremittjokes
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) August 24, 2012
Everyone assumes I earned my college diploma. #futuremittjokes
— attackerman (@attackerman) August 24, 2012
I foresee Romney’s jokes descending into, “Hey, I’m a white guy. Hahaha.” by the end of next week
— Kate Sheppard (@kate_sheppard) August 24, 2012
LOADING HUMOR ROUTINE ERROR 404 NOT FOUND #futuremittjokes
— Quite Lowbrow (@droogie6655321) August 24, 2012
No one’s ever accused me of opposing colonialism and meant something bad by it. #futuremittjokes
— AdamSerwer (@AdamSerwer) August 24, 2012
“My dog whistle goes to 11.” #futuremittjokes
— techweenie (@techweenie) August 24, 2012
Barack Obama is only three-fifths the man I am. #futuremittjokes
— Paul Conrad (@Paul_Conrad) August 24, 2012
Well played, Twitter.Connections:im white im white im white im white hahahaha points at skin the other guy is black #futuremittjokes
— max read (@max_read) August 24, 2012