VICE Without Context: 'Go to Hell, Martha Stewart'


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Zero Context

VICE Without Context: 'Go to Hell, Martha Stewart''s most memorable lines from the week of April 24, presented with no context.
Lia Kantrowitz
illustrated by Lia Kantrowitz

As copy editor of, it's my job to read every word that appears on our site and make sure everything is in its right place—that all the commas and semicolons are where they need to be, names and places are spelled correctly, and "fuccboi" is written in the proper style. Over the course of the day, some sentences from our stories catch my eye, usually because they're good or funny or odd or compelling in some way. Often they're about sex. Here they are now, presented with zero context, for the week of April 24. To find out why they exist or how they were used, simply click the link for the full story.