Getty Images/inhauscreative
Welcome to Off-Menu, where we'll be rounding up all the food news and food-adjacent internet ephemera that delighted, fascinated, or infuriated us this morning.Unless you are scooping it out of the jar with your hands and smearing it around the inside of your cabinet, you have not been "storing peanut butter wrong all along." Please stop hacking my home and writing headlines that make it sound like you've been peering through my windows to assess my food storage habits.One thousand and ninety people have reviewed this bucket of banana-flavored Laffy Taffy—and 22 people answered such questions as "description states it contains grape, but package shown does not include grape. Is grape included in the container?" (Answer: No.)—which says something beautiful about how there is no fandom too niche that you cannot find an equally-impassioned community.
News
Not News
Something Nice
Vice has a new meme game show and it has nothing to do with food, but it is very funny and will make your day better.