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News Flash! Ringtone Sparks Tribal Riot

Until today my favourite ringtone was the one that made your tits get bigger, but now this guy's swooped in and taken first place. After all, how is anything going to compete with a ringtone which starts sectarian violence?

Hundreds of Wamena tribesmen descended on members of the Yoka tribe on Wednesday morning in the Papua provincial capital Jayapura - reports the Jakata Globe - after learning that Yokas were sharing a ringtone which insulted Wamenas. In the most confusing collision of technology and history since The Spaceman and King Arthur's Court they assaulted the owners of the offensive ringtone with axes and arrows.

The musician who made the offensive reggae song has been put in prison, which seems a bit harsh.