


Yeah, and a hand that comes out of the back and gives head massages. This would be especially useful when you’re feeling hungover. What about some entertainment?
Maybe a megaphone here that gives news updates. And I think it should have a secret compartment to hide a bottle of brandy and a packet of cigarettes. And a hidden liquid dispenser, so when someone flushes the toilet, bubbles will spill out everywhere. Bubbles of shit :( Matthew (left) and Raoul. Raoul: See how cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter-side down? If you tape some toast to a cat, they’ll be continually spinning around. And that will power the flush?
Yeah, you use it like a generator. Cats don’t like water, though. That would be a very unhappy cat.
Sometimes you’ve gotta make sacrifices.
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Yeah, you could just sit there, you wouldn’t even need to wash your hands. Chris, security guard (left) and Tyler, lifeguard. Chris: Furry seat. Almost like sitting on a lion or something?
And it could have a little bookshelf, with graphic novels. It looks a bit like a Pac-Man at the moment.
Faye, 26, actress: It’s going to have wings. It will fly so you can take it with you. It will just hover above you. That’s always useful.
What else? Maybe a little fridge on the side for snacks. I'm not even gonna ask what kind of snacks you eat while you're shitting. Joanna, 27, loan officer: There’d need to be something to convert the urine into some kind of energized gas, which gets pumped into a turbine. Then does the gas just come out into the air?
No, it goes into some factory. So it’s renewable and stuff.

Yeah, or a diamond. I’m not sure if it’s practical. I guess you would sit somewhere in the middle. Then there’s a little hole here. Where does it all go?
It goes down here, where everything turns into a rainbow. Previously - How Do You Feel About "Legitimate Rape"?

