If the sight of a bunch of alcoholics wheezing around a park wasn't sad/funny enough, picture them getting starting to fight over a friendly kick-about. The Old Blue Last just won the Trendy Pub Cup, a football tournament between London boozers that aren't lame, such as The Hawley Arms, The Lock Tavern, The Horse & Groom, and The Old Queen's Head. We not only won it, we beat the shit out of everyone (literally) when the hotly-contested final game boiled over into a 14-man brawl.Unluckily for everyone else, our star striker is this fearsome Albanian bouncer who destroyed everyone. Unluckily for us, we suspect the other pubs might bring some of their bouncers to next month's rematch.