Did you just spend the weekend fooling around with a regular blanket like a sucker? Tripping over its frayed ends? Getting tangled and beguiled by the formlessness of its cubic inhumanity? Probably not, because your life, like most peoples' lives, are full of difficult things like jobs, marriages, food poisoning and connecting flights. In fact duvets are a simple part of your day. For that reason you’ve got to admire Snuggie for trying to make sitting under a blanket on a sofa look like a chore. Their quilt-technicians have managed to simultaneously invent and solve a million problems that only an unhinged, pillow-crazed dictator in his comfort-zealous régime’s last crumbling days could dream up. Still, stupid as it looks, wasteful and mundanely decadent as it may be, I really fucking want one. Why? Because it's easier and more versatile than a regular blanket!ALEX MILLER