Guys,
Though I appreciate the work and I'm glad you resisted letting an undocumented worker to do the same job for a fraction of the price, I have to tell you a few things about this place. I've been cleaning up after you for three years now and there's a few things you should know.
First, your allergies are bad because there's mice. There's mice because you leave your lunches hanging around. Get rid of all food garbage that day and there will be no mice. It's all about killing their food source. Also, whoever does the Tidbits needs to seal that stuff up in a plastic tub. They may have funny names but he still has candy all over his desk. That's a mouse paradise.What else? Oh yes, from now on when the fridge stinks I'm just going to throw everything out. You send out mass emails telling everyone to get their stuff but that's silly. If my daughter left some rotten lettuce in the fridge it would be gone in a minute. I guess that's tough love to you? You should also not print things you don't want. That thing is full of printed out documents nobody picks up.
I see all of you in the editorial section get piles of packages every day. You don't seem to want to throw them out so they sit behind you on the shelves piling up. I cannot clean the editorial area because I don't know what is garbage and what isn't. If you are not interested in it, throw it out. Some of those books and records have been sitting behind you since I started. Newspapers have gone yellow. Either figure out a way to box them up and store them or get rid of them.
And finally, I opened up the fold out couch and found what I believe to be a condom. I closed it right up again. I am not touching that.
Sincerely,
Amma
Though I appreciate the work and I'm glad you resisted letting an undocumented worker to do the same job for a fraction of the price, I have to tell you a few things about this place. I've been cleaning up after you for three years now and there's a few things you should know.
First, your allergies are bad because there's mice. There's mice because you leave your lunches hanging around. Get rid of all food garbage that day and there will be no mice. It's all about killing their food source. Also, whoever does the Tidbits needs to seal that stuff up in a plastic tub. They may have funny names but he still has candy all over his desk. That's a mouse paradise.What else? Oh yes, from now on when the fridge stinks I'm just going to throw everything out. You send out mass emails telling everyone to get their stuff but that's silly. If my daughter left some rotten lettuce in the fridge it would be gone in a minute. I guess that's tough love to you? You should also not print things you don't want. That thing is full of printed out documents nobody picks up.
I see all of you in the editorial section get piles of packages every day. You don't seem to want to throw them out so they sit behind you on the shelves piling up. I cannot clean the editorial area because I don't know what is garbage and what isn't. If you are not interested in it, throw it out. Some of those books and records have been sitting behind you since I started. Newspapers have gone yellow. Either figure out a way to box them up and store them or get rid of them.
And finally, I opened up the fold out couch and found what I believe to be a condom. I closed it right up again. I am not touching that.
Sincerely,
Amma