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New York - Dust Art

So here's a guy from Austin, Texas who creates masterpieces on the rear window of his car by drawing patterns in the layers of dust. His whole community "Oooh"s and "Aaah"s over his gorgeous animals, handsome men, beautiful recreations of classics like the Mona Lisa and Kinky Friedman and such. But at the end of the day, his car is still covered in shit. He rolls his cute little Mini-Cooper in filth and sticks his cute little fingers in adorable dead skin cells and poo. How bored are you, guy? I know DIY car detailing is super kitschy and sweet but you're going to get E.Coli if you keep this up. Pick up a copy of the Vice Guide to Austin. Your city isn't a total drag. Go have a good time. Oh, who are we kidding? This is what Austin is all about. Sigh.