Dear Vice,
I know how much you like mutant fauna (thanks for hipping me to the world of globsters, by the way) so I thought I’d pass this Chinese simian-pig specimen along in case you missed it. One of my coworkers says it’s "digitally enhanced" but he’s an asshole who doesn’t believe people should own pets. Can you imagine how cool it would be to have one of these things as a kid?
Best,
TIMOTHY GARRET
I know how much you like mutant fauna (thanks for hipping me to the world of globsters, by the way) so I thought I’d pass this Chinese simian-pig specimen along in case you missed it. One of my coworkers says it’s "digitally enhanced" but he’s an asshole who doesn’t believe people should own pets. Can you imagine how cool it would be to have one of these things as a kid?
Best,
TIMOTHY GARRET