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OVER THE EDGE MONOLOGUE CONTEST

If you weren't able to scoop up tickets to tomorrow's screening in the pube-like window of time they were available before selling out, you've got one last chance to see the single greatest American teen-rebellion movie of all time screened from an original print before a panel discussion with most of the film's cast and crew. Only it's gonna cost you.

We have two tickets that haven't been sworn to anyone. We'll give them both to the person who sends us the best reenactment of the scene where Carl and Cory talk about Richie getting shot before getting in the sack. (We know this technically makes it a "dialogue contest" but that would have looked confusing as the title.) Recordings can be audio or video or you can call us and just do it over the phone. Likewise we are open to non-traditional interpretations of the exchange, so long as all the words are said in the correct order and the whole production is suffused with the requisite amount of razzle dazzle.

In case it's been a while, here's the part we're talking about. (Up to the makeout at 2:45.)

Alternatively, if you can't find a male or female co-actor on this short notice, you can try to tackle Tim Hunter's pissed-off teacher rant from the end of River's Edge, but it's up to you to find the script.

All non-phone submissions should be sent or mediafire'd to vice@viceland.com with "Over the Edge contest" as the subject. For our phone number, try checking the About page down there at the bottom.