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CEREBRAL BALLZY, LIQUOR STORE, X-RAY EYEBALLS, AND TOTAL SLACKER ALL WALK INTO A BAR

The guy who curates our weekly comics section, tried to call us out on our bookshelf, and once got fired from an internship at Vice for "excessive touching" is putting on a show at Don Pedro's tomorrow night. We're not telling you about this because he asked us to or we feel obliged to help him out or even because we like him. We're telling you because paying $6 to see these five bands is the best idea we've run across since pouring Swiss Miss in our coffee. Here's the rundown:

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Cerebral Ballzy is that hardcore band that people think is all black kids, but is actually pretty mixed.

Liquor Store is that band with 5-7 guitarists fronted by the Iraqi guy from Livefastdie. They sound approximately like this:
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Xray Eyeballs is some of the guys from the K-Holes and some of the guys from Golden Triangle who play music that sounds like neither of those bands, but I guess sort of when you think about it.

Total Slacker is that band everybody hates because the skinny guy has a bowlcut.

Fuck School is more or less a slam poetry project featuring Nick Gazin and the two other main dudes from Livefastdie. You may have noticed that they did not make it into the title.

YFM is Your Friend Matthew is Matthew Caron is this guy and also the guy who wrote this

OK, everything clear now? See you all there.